GOD IS GAY
They say gay marriage is a sin. Historically, a faggot is a bundle of wooden sticks. Moses saw a bunch of flaming wood and saw God in it. Isn’t it ironic how a bunch of flaming faggots can look just like God sometimes? And isn’t it weird that Jesus had two dads and he turned out just fine? And his mother, Mary, never had sex with either of them, so maybe she’s a lesbian.